Eric (my nephew) wants to be a dustbin man when he leaves school...when he told his dad, he got a belt round the ear!
"By ell...al av no son of mine gerrin such poncy high minded ideas, av bin a pig swill boiler all me life...an honest profession, equal only to cesspit cleaning and such like!"
Any more articles and barbel society meets planned in 2008 Lee?
Hope so!