Deano's Perfect Girl

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Evan NotMightyAtAll

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Let's hope she can cook pie 'n chips....
Good luck Deanos !
 
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Wolfman Woody

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Why don't those jeans just split? Says a lot for the strength of denim.
 

The Monk

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hey she looks quite tasty, I`m in love/forum/smilies/smile_smiley.gif
 

Lord Paul

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Monk too easy a target for you - you need a more difficult challange
 

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NEVER MIND THE BIG FAT BIRD!

If you look in the water just to the left of her wader, I think I can see Phil's rod and reel that got towed away by the tree in a flood!

PS (I agree with you Mr Monk, placed next to the "undead" who venture up town in Castleford on a Friday evening....she dunt look a bad lass to me!).

Evan would like you all to pm his wife to see more of his collection of "fat birds go fishing".

Thank you /forum/smilies/big_smile_smiley.gif
 
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Warren 'Hatrick' (Wol) Gaunt

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You lot not see the pics he took of his mrs last Valentines day?

Here it is......
fat-bitch.jpg
 
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Warren 'Hatrick' (Wol) Gaunt

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And she's had them knickers on since the late 90s
 

Deanos

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Cough!

Thank you Waleston!

Deanos has just decided he may not want to eat his dinner after all!
 

Deanos

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Fantastic Evan!...sign the woman up for the Castleford women's tug of war team immmediately!
 

Deanos

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Two questions!

CAN I HAVE THE LARGE YOUNG LADIES PHONE NUMBERS?

CAN THEY DRIVE A TRACTOR AND SPEAK RUSSIAN?

(and dont bother sending me Granvilles number, that stunt has been done before, I was strutting around the living room in me y-fronts for 15 minutes before I sussed out who it was!).
 

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Yes sorry Deanos for that - still it was a premium rate number so a few more ££££ in the bank
 

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How is it humanly possible to get so big don't they ever move away from the table?
 
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Evan NotMightyAtAll

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Dedication.... or steroids.

And all because the ladies love..... Deanos !
 
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mark norris (ACA)

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She looks good to me,but why is she keeping boilies in her tee shirt?
 
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Wolfman Woody

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Sorry to say this, but ..... does she look cross-eyed to you?
 
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