Dear Ian,I feel that with the obvious "clout" that you have in the world of angling journalism, this may be a golden opportunity to offer the combined services of two of FMs most noted individuals, two for the price of one...as they say at the local everything for a pound shop in Pontefract high street.
Woody and Deanos!
Woody would for an appropriate fee run a an anglers problem page. Just throwing something at you...working the concept so to speak...
"Dear Woody, due to the amount of time I have spent fishing over the last year, my wife has left me. She has taken everything, the contents of the house, the dog, the car, our savings the lot!.I am heartbroken as you can imagine!..really love the dog...how can I get Engelbert back?"
Woody says..."First of all don’t cut down on the fishing mate, change the locks, she might try to come back and give you a second chance!...not worth letting that big thirty in the local lake get caught by anyone else after all you hard work for that is it!"With many Latvians in the country at the moment,tell one of them he can have her for a fiver, wait until he bundles her up in a wedding sack, buy him a return ticket with his new wife, pick up Englebert....job done".
I can offer you a slant as regards the World of angling which has often beenoverlooked by the"Oberfuehrer" of this site, a man I am sure you are familiar with, Mr Granville “boilie baron”Marisden.
I have had numerous articlesthrown back in my face Ian.Example, a new spod mix that I invented based on mushy peas and pork pie jelly (Not even Frank Warwick - Deon's brother) is onto that one yet. Also, I did an article regarding attacks by baboons on anglers, which are rife...RIFE in West Yorkshire and how to defend yourself against them rejected.I am sure you know talent when you see it, Gregory Whitebread will I am sure give me a reference (mainly because I am his only mate on here when he comesfor an "online punch up" with the regulars).
Anyway pm the contracts to Woody and me self, after 11pm please Ian as I am off to the Bingo now...
two fat ladies...22!Yours, Deanos.