Narcoleptic angler

I read a few days ago that a narcoleptic angler hired minders to stop him falling in!

Disability holds no bounds for some people so good on him!

I saw a documentary once where a dog dropped to the floor each time it got excited, seemingly every time the owner threw a ball etc., god knows how it got on with a bitch in season...

I must admit, I wanted to hire one of those tennis girls to hold an umbrella over me when it rains like Andy Murray had at Wimbledon. But, I don't think that is what you mean.

No but Cricket, that would certainly send me off real quick, mind if someone pretty was standing over me with a brolly?

drifting off in your fantasy.....