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captain carrott

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well they're better than those pics he had in readers wives.

you couldn't even see the womens faces in them they were all blurred.
 
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Yeah lets slag him off now hes gone/forum/smilies/smile_smiley.gif
 
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So this is what happens in the closed season eh!

Desert yer mates and encourage the boaters..........
 
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You lot say what you like, at least the money's better!

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And they give away decent prizes in their competitions, £1000 cameras and the like. Not half empty bottles of Granville's arthritic rubs.
 
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God I missed that one! When did Granville put his snake oil up for grabs? With my back it could have been just the thing I needed - did the prize include Denise applying it? Or was it a misprint - and Deanos applied the ointment?
 
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On the first picture Woody, on the path you seem to have snapped Janet Krankie and her husband out for a morningstroll, can you blow the picture up!

(I don’t mean make it bigger...I MEAN BLOW IT UP!....when they were in Pantomime at Bradford in 1986 she hit me in the eye with a praline triangle whilst throwing sweets to the kids in the audience...I will never forgive them for that!).

In case anyone hasn’t noticed, in the other three pictures, you can just see the trails made by two torpedo’s fired from a submerged U-Boat at the bridge like structure.If Robert "Bob Mitchum" the late hard drinking American actor had been around he would have depth charged the evil underwater Hun I can tell you!
 
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Wolfman Woody

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I met the Krankies in 1985 in a hotel in Newcastle. Little Jimmy got thrown out for throwing food around. Disgusting lad that.

Well, in truth, mine wasn't a prize as such. He gave it to me saying (this is not a lie) "Here, rub that on your c**k and you won't need Viagra."

How he knew I had a problem I'll never know.
 
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To be honest Woody, I think the talents of many of the people on this site are enviable, that includes your good self.

Many respects to you.
 
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Frothey

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<blockquote class=quoteheader>morespiders(ACA) wrote (see)</blockquote><blockquote class=quote>Never liked being called Geoff, did you know that?.</blockquote>
i used to have him as Geoff Woodhouse in my address book on purpose /forum/smilies/smile_smiley.gif
 
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Ron 'The Hat' Clay (ACA)

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I like "Think Camera" and I believe it could develop into a very interesting site.

I've even had some photos published on the site!
 
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Paul (Brummie) Williams

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Your eyesight will go again if you get those pics out Ron!!
 
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Wolfman Woody

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<blockquote class=quoteheader>Ron 'The Hat' Clay (ACA) wrote (see)</blockquote><blockquote class=quote>

I like "Think Camera" and I believe it could develop into a very interesting site.

I've even had some photos published on the site!</blockquote>


Anyone can have any photo published on the site. All you got to do is load them into your own gallery.

Have you got any naughty ones, Ron? Eh, eh, wink, wink. Know what I mean, nudge , nudge, wink, wink? Say NO MORE!
 
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Wolfman Woody

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Now look here, Claudia.

We might find a starring role for you on the ThinkCamera site. Well, would you ....... you know ....... erm ahh model for us ... for say <u>£2000?</u>

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That's two thousand smackerroonies!

Two, nought, nought, nought, pounds!

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Hey she's thinking about it........

Cameras at the ready lads!

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Soryy forgot the daft /forum/smilies/smile_smiley.gif/forum/smilies/smile_smiley.gif/forum/smilies/wink_smiley.gif/forum/smilies/wink_smiley.gif/forum/smilies/wink_smiley.gif/forum/smilies/wink_smiley.gif/forum/smilies/wink_smiley.gif/forum/smilies/wink_smiley.gif
 
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Sure Woddy I'm up for it but be warned.......your lenses will crack and you might only win a competion of the 'ugliest pic of the year'.......I will <u>NOT BE RESPONIBLE</u> for any techical damages to the cameras.
 
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Wolfman Woody

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Just a minute there.

Would you do it for say - £2.50, a cup of tea, and a salmon paste sandwich?

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Hmmm. Salmon paste!!! /forum/smilies/tongue_out_smiley.gif
 
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