brummiephil
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whats PaSC?
Contrary to what a lot of people, especially its members, think it is a holiday club fund for its treasurer, one Mr Spiders.whats PaSC?
Chevin
I forgot to ask, did you hold you own PaSC initiation ceremony? If so you needed to film it and send it to Spiders as evidence.
What you need to do is:
Get a glass of port, a pinch of salt and some crumbled stilton.
Then
Lick the salt, pour the port into your eyes and then snort the stilton - The PaSC Slammer.
Go for it.
Get some new teeth mate.
You can use the old ones as a cheese cutter.
She should buy them for me, it is she who wore this set out by decorating the edges of pies with them. Biting into the pies she makes probably hasn't helped them much either.
I have some old ones here Chev, do you want the tops and the bottoms?,bottoms do a neater crimp, they are a bit worn though, I have used them for biting through line.
Thanks for that mate, but my staffy has offered to bite into any pies for me and his teeth are more than equal to the job. Trouble is it can be a bit of a job getting the pie off him when he has bitten through it.
Own up Chevin, your just scared of Spider's postal charges
Phil,
Some think it is a mystical band of elite super-beings who possibly control the universe or universes.
The reality may be it's a bunch of us who mostly live near each other who at least once a year get together to fish, eat stilton cheese and have a glass of port ...hence PaSC.mg:
Although a number of conspiracy theorists know we are actually the group of business moguls who control the world economic and military capabilities.
Take your choice.:w...all of them are pretty frightening!!
Look out for the report of the lastest PaSC event...due in the next week or so :wh
and you can see why we have so far black-balled all French based applicants!!! No class and hairy armpits!!
One would never lower oneself to apply or indeed accept any such invitation. With the town of Cognac just down the road, vinyards as far as the eye can see, more types of cheese than you could possibly mention and free fishing virtually everywhere you look for trite and carpes, the lure of fishing Dam Flask with a bunch of incontinent 'bear in the woods' types does not really have any appeal. It's not that classy to poo outside
Nicepix
Feel free to use PaSC (Failed) on any future missives
Passed with flying colours a very suitable replacement for that Dangermouse chappie, talk to Jerry about the fee
In all honesty lets be real here, YOU ARE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF CLAPPED OUT OLD LOONIES:wh:wh:wh
Mr Jacobs, can you send this old cock a warning please