An extra 50p on my bid to ensure that the daft bugger is held back, arms pinned and ballpoint flailing, and prevented from grafitti-ing this item if I win it.....
£10 to keep his pen sheathed indeed. 50 p is more than enough.
No doubt he's another one of those people who think 'the pen is mightier than the sword'.
Believe it if you like. It didn't do Christopher Marlowe much good either. I shall look forward to introducing you to my old friend Mr. Sharp Pointy Swordy Foil.... ! Or his big brother, the Eric the Epic Epee....
You can then show me the 'Parry in quarte with pen'.
Or the 'dead scribbler' as we fencers colloquially call it /forum/smilies/hot_smiley.gif