middy shotgun floats

Was fishing for carp on top of our lake the other day, with dog biscits, and haveing some good fishing, when my mate turned up, and showed me amiddy shot gun float he had bought, well when i had stoped laughing, he set up his gear, and i shouted over the lake, if you catch with that, ill show my arse in harods, shop window, im not laughing now , and he wants to now what day im going to harrods. majic nearly every cast , afish and big ones. get out there and buy one while you can, i recon they will ban them, pure majic, as it says on the label, dont for get to thank me!when you try oneregards all paul