<blockquote class=quoteheader>Matt Corker wrote (
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NEWS JUST IN
My sources tell me that the DVSG are holding captive a massive 24lb Barbel in a secret cellar below a property in the Conisbrough area.
The barbel, rumoured to be called 'The Wanderer' or 'The Tourist' or something, is being kept in a special hi-flo tank and being fed a high nutrician diet to induce growth to massive proportions. Furthermore, accurate rumours have confirmed that this fish has been bred and has produced seven offspring, which are also being force fed a special diet to induce rapid growth.
It is thought that once the fish have reached the desired weight then it will be used for trophy shots and a record claim never to be beat.
The DVSG refused to comment as they werepreoccupiedburgaling the houses of all the anglers at the Clattercote match.</blockquote>
it's on Deanos pie and mash diet- so should be up to 30lb soon-