"Dave Chilton always turns out better product when the process is in his own hands"
Ha, this is a laugh. He has a team of dwarfs he's pressganged from nearby Bolton to mix it up for him. There they are all day with big wooden paddles stirring the stuff round in Pyrex bowls until the grand master is happ with the consistency.
Only then does he have a team of northern beauties (you've seen them in his adverts)
to roll out portions of the putty on their inside thighs and then pat them on their kneecaps to the correct shape and size.
He's a slave driver right enough, but having said that it's a lovely product and I think slightly heavier than the previous version. If it is, you won't need as much and therefore it works out cheaper still.
But please Mr Chiltern, buy those ladies a good meal sometime, they look like they could use one. Do they do arm wrestling? Deanos could be interested in a new wife if so.