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Cakey
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make me laugh while Im away today and Ill send the winner a small prize
Richard Farrow
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Speci says, 'I'm not laughing because it is not funny, we are related'.
Graham Whatmore
Senior Member
Rocket Ron promises never to mentionSA ever again!
Baz will only start sensible threads andmake sensible posts.
Bob Roberts will never be controversial on FM.
Wol says he is only going to fish for medium sized fish in future because he has caught all the big ones.
Deano will try toreduce his weight to14 stone before Christmas if he can find someone to rent out a warehouse to store all the shedded fat.
And finally Graham Marsden will send every regular FM'er a £50 Christmas present.
Do I get to choose my rod and reel to the value of £200.
Baz will only start sensible threads andmake sensible posts.
Bob Roberts will never be controversial on FM.
Wol says he is only going to fish for medium sized fish in future because he has caught all the big ones.
Deano will try toreduce his weight to14 stone before Christmas if he can find someone to rent out a warehouse to store all the shedded fat.
And finally Graham Marsden will send every regular FM'er a £50 Christmas present.
Do I get to choose my rod and reel to the value of £200.
Deanos
Well-known member
(ref pic).
In order to save money on expensive materials, Network North East have started to introduce the new "human train buffer system".
The first recruit "Mr Adge Gorthorpe" of Sunderland was most enthusiastic after being accepted as the first recruit....
"Bafore a wor doin this wha lad...ah waz workin puttin tha holes into tha tup of pork pies, so as far as am concerned...this is easy money leek!".
(As a footnote, Mr Gorthorpe started work at Newcastle central station at 11pm yesterday, and arrived at London Kings Cross5hours later...he is accepting visitors and get well soon cards).
In order to save money on expensive materials, Network North East have started to introduce the new "human train buffer system".
The first recruit "Mr Adge Gorthorpe" of Sunderland was most enthusiastic after being accepted as the first recruit....
"Bafore a wor doin this wha lad...ah waz workin puttin tha holes into tha tup of pork pies, so as far as am concerned...this is easy money leek!".
(As a footnote, Mr Gorthorpe started work at Newcastle central station at 11pm yesterday, and arrived at London Kings Cross5hours later...he is accepting visitors and get well soon cards).
Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)
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Speci gets wood
Paul H
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I thought tench were greener than this...
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Fred Bonney
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Speci walks the plank
Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)
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After recent news about the woman who married a piece of the Berlin wall, spec comes out and introduces the lads to his other 'arf.
Paul H
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I thought the price was too good to be true when I ordered my new bedchair.
Deanos
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The intelligence of man was exibited when the "slate" was first invented...unfortunatley it was many yearslater thatscribbling little things on it with a lump of chalk came along!
Windy
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You're an effing plank Cakey
Pinocchio.... meet your brother !
Pinocchio.... meet your brother !
Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)
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Lads, lads come and look at the picnic table, I've nearly finished it.
Graham Whatmore
Senior Member
3 ruddyhours I've been stood heretrying to get a lift to my swim!
Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)
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Is this Woody?
Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)
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Speci gets wood for the first time since to doc stopped his viagra!
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ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)
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Never mind the piece of wood , have you noticed what a funny shaped nipple he's got ??
John Heelis
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Speci proudly displayed his lastest invention.....The ultimate Cammo Rod
Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)
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Speci appears far too relaxed as Deanos prepares to demonstrate his Karate wood breaking kick!
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Colin North, the one and only
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"I'm laying the track for a narrow gauge railway, so that I can get all my gear to my swin in one go"
