Appropriate winter weather ware...

chav professor · Aug 17, 2013

I like to re-wax the barbour jacket in the warm summer months and leave it to hang discreetly in the conservatory to allow the wax to penetrate the heavy wax cotton. To be fair, I do need a new pair of wellies... But.... But fortunately, Mums taken care of the extreme knit-ware conundrum.....

I think this will cut quite a dash on the river bank!

nicepix · Aug 18, 2013

She's forgotten what team you support.

chav professor · Aug 18, 2013

I was the damaged individual that never got picked to play on anyones side when playing football in P.E.

My Mum makes it up to me by knitting me stuff every now and then

laguna · Aug 18, 2013

Good ol' mum!

Fantastic nit wear Christian, will you be getting yellow wellies?
(my brother and I went to school in yellow wellies and I wore short pants till I we were 13 yo- its tru!)

mg:

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chav professor said:
never got picked to play on anyones side when playing football

Remember Kes? That was me swinging on the goal post...

chav professor · Aug 18, 2013

To be fair, could of done with a bit more yellow.... but personally, I really went for the day glow pink!

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Funny you say that Chris, I usually got stuck freezing at a goal end... I loved the way you would be screamed at as they expected some kind of enthusiastic gesture to save a goal...

laguna · Aug 18, 2013

I played every position going, full back right/left wing centre forward... they put me in goal cos I had two left feet, then relegated me to the line equipped with flag and all but poor calls/understanding of the rules sent me back to the dressing room... for a ciggy!

chav professor · Aug 18, 2013

laguna said:
I played every position going, full back right/left wing centre forward... they put me in goal cos I had two left feet, then relegated me to the line equipped with flag and all but poor calls/understanding of the rules sent me back to the dressing room... for a ciggy!

Oh, you can have such fun as a disgruntled linesman...

cg74 · Aug 18, 2013

Christian, looking at that monstrosity around your neck, it makes me wonder if you're somehow related to Phil Smith, what with his taste in jumpers........

barbelboi · Aug 18, 2013

Thought it was a tube of Trebor Refreshers................................

Ray Roberts · Aug 18, 2013

chav professor said:
Oh, you can have such fun as a disgruntled linesman...

Slight tangent I'm afraid.

You can have even more as a disgruntled supporter. When I was an eight year old child my older cousins dragged me along to a Millwall Christmas fixture, it was only the second pro game that I had been to. The linesman made some, even to my young eyes, awful decisions. The crowd began to barrack him and he put his hands behind his back and flicked them the "V" sign. As if it was one, the crowd of mainly dockers cleared their collective throats and gobbed, it looked like the scene from Agincourt as hundreds of phlegmy missiles arced through the air and hung from him like tinsel from a Christmas tree. I had never until that day seen adlults behave like that, it quite made my day, nearly fifty years on I remember it like it was yesterday.

Oh, nice scarf by the way. If you get her to knit another you could get a couple of mates to wear them and approach you from either side of your swim like beaters, you'll end up on a shed-full.

robtherake · Aug 18, 2013

nicepix said:
She's forgotten what team you support.

I think she's covered all the bases, though.

Tom Baker, eat your heart out.

john step · Aug 18, 2013

Nice camouflage !!!!!!!!!!!!

obadele7rackow · Aug 20, 2013

Winterrrrrr,,, really cold here!!
I along with my family always have to wear warm clothes, but stuff that are actually fashionable i.e something that was really in style last winter were Ugg boots. I had a pair of fake ones since it cheap

that worked just fine.
You can wear jeans, they're trendy and don't make you freeze but if it's crazy-cold you might feel a slight chill in your legs.

chav professor · Aug 20, 2013

I'll bare that in mind... I usually get a pair of Aigle, Hunters (not the same since not made in the UK) or some other good quality real rubber welly....... I will give Ugg boots careful consideration.... would they match the scarf?

cg74 · Aug 20, 2013

chav professor said:
.... would they match the scarf?

Errrrrrrrrrrr, NO!

And you'll be at risk of being carted off by the men in white coats.

dorsetandchub · Aug 20, 2013

Thought Chav's only wore Burberry scarves??

Nice though, but the Ugg boots? No, definitely not.....

chav professor · Aug 20, 2013

Come on lads, Obodele is just intervening to ensure i look the part... Its important for a boy to look totally bootylicious on the bank...... Specially on those crazy-cold days... Brrrrrrr....

dorsetandchub · Aug 20, 2013

Have a feeling THIS will be the winter of our discount tents.......

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We'll be seeing you in Lady Gaga videos next.......

dangermouse · Aug 21, 2013

Well at least it covers up your knees

If it hadn`t already been announced I would have thought it was a picture of the new Doctor.

alexandro8100 · Aug 22, 2013

obadele7rackow said:
Winterrrrrr,,, really cold here!!
I along with my family always have to wear warm clothes, but stuff that are actually fashionable i.e something that was really in style last winter were Ugg boots. I had a pair of fake ones since it cheap that worked just fine.
You can wear jeans, they're trendy and don't make you freeze but if it's crazy-cold you might feel a slight chill in your legs.

I am totally agree with you. You are 100% good here that you can use jeans, they are stylish and do not create you lock up but if it's crazy cold you might experience a minor cool in your feet.

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