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America: Spying on Yorkshire [Grrrr!]
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mg:bennygesserit
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AMERICA’S National Security Agency tapped the phone calls of Yorkshire for five minutes before throwing its headphones across the room in horror.
Seasoned professional at the NSA, many of whom have spied on the French, were left traumatised by their brief insight into what Yorkshire people say to each other in private.
A source said: “It was like overhearing a conversation between demons from the fifth circle of hell.
“No matter where the conversation started out, it very quickly found its way to the subject of faeces.
“They were talking about it as if it was money.”
Another source added: “From what I could determine, most of them are cannibals.”
AMERICA’S National Security Agency tapped the phone calls of Yorkshire for five minutes before throwing its headphones across the room in horror.
Seasoned professional at the NSA, many of whom have spied on the French, were left traumatised by their brief insight into what Yorkshire people say to each other in private.
A source said: “It was like overhearing a conversation between demons from the fifth circle of hell.
“No matter where the conversation started out, it very quickly found its way to the subject of faeces.
“They were talking about it as if it was money.”
Another source added: “From what I could determine, most of them are cannibals.”
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Shocking news about the USA snooping on Angela Merkel. Surely the free world has learnt by now not to worry too much about what the leader of Germany is up to.......................
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But Langley, Virginia, and the Pentagon didn't pick up on my Bosch washing machine that successfully absented itself from Berkshire and invaded Poland some time back...