Luke, a top tip for you mate.
Find out who you are slagging off first before you post, you will be amazed at the results. But most of them don't brag about it, that's why you might wrongly think they are muppets. There are many quality anglers on FM, that's one of the reasons why it is the best site on the net!
Andy's 11's look even better! Check out his pike, perch, chub, roachpics etc....