Are you sure you're safe in Wigan spouting all those Welsh words?
Plenty would say I'm not safe ANYWHERE!
Although I live in Wigan - I'm only there to stop them eating ALL the pies - it's a tough job but someones got to do it!
I'm an immigrant to the area being half-Welsh and half-Scouse - a chip on each shoulder - making me a perfectly-balanced personality!
I was sent up here on Missionary work for the WRU - look at the effect it's had on the Wigan Warriors - back on top form again after a few lean years! Time left over for fishing again - hurrah!
All that's left to do now is stop the periodic pollution of the R.Douglas and get it back to its true form as the NW's premier game river and it'll be job done!