Stuart Dennis
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Old, Bitter, Twisted and a seriously bad looser!
I am in fact referring to Mr. Cakey himself. As you may have gathered by now, Cakey and I have fished together a lot lately and of recent visits, a mere ‘carp novice’ like me has whooped his ass regarding quantity of carp and quality!
To this end, he’s been very bitter towards me on this forum. For the life of me I can’t understand why, as it’s always me who empties his colostomy bag and me who lets him know when he’s got a bite coz he keep’s forgetting to turn on his buzzers!
I will be fishing with this so-called ‘pro’ again on Monday in which I publicly challenge him to a competition. The rules will be simple, just a total weight of carp, not quantity. I will be pulling out all the stops and using the techniques I’ve been learning from Big Rik.
If I win, I want Cakey to apologise publicly on the forum for his continuous bitter quips and take his red and yellow mask off for one month. If I loose, I will do all the homework necessary in setting up a charity ‘carp competition’ for a 24 hour session. I will pick a team of 5 from the ‘Question of Carp’ contributors, and Cakey will pick a team of 5 from the so called pros. I’ll even drag Rik and Graham in to judge the whole event!
What do you think Cakey, do you rise to my challenge?
I am in fact referring to Mr. Cakey himself. As you may have gathered by now, Cakey and I have fished together a lot lately and of recent visits, a mere ‘carp novice’ like me has whooped his ass regarding quantity of carp and quality!
To this end, he’s been very bitter towards me on this forum. For the life of me I can’t understand why, as it’s always me who empties his colostomy bag and me who lets him know when he’s got a bite coz he keep’s forgetting to turn on his buzzers!
I will be fishing with this so-called ‘pro’ again on Monday in which I publicly challenge him to a competition. The rules will be simple, just a total weight of carp, not quantity. I will be pulling out all the stops and using the techniques I’ve been learning from Big Rik.
If I win, I want Cakey to apologise publicly on the forum for his continuous bitter quips and take his red and yellow mask off for one month. If I loose, I will do all the homework necessary in setting up a charity ‘carp competition’ for a 24 hour session. I will pick a team of 5 from the ‘Question of Carp’ contributors, and Cakey will pick a team of 5 from the so called pros. I’ll even drag Rik and Graham in to judge the whole event!
What do you think Cakey, do you rise to my challenge?
