Matthew Nightingale (ACA)
Well-known member
Wife has told me that we are taking the offspring to Alton Towers in October 'cos she's got a load of vouchers from Tesco. Normally an announcement to be greeted with gloom and despondency. This time however I discover that my children are old enought to inflict themselves on the above establishment without my presence and I can merely hand over the contents of my wallet and find something else to do with my day. This therefore begs the question: are there any decent day ticket waters nearby? Can be either coarse or game. Grateful any suggestions on how to save my day.