(With apologies to the late, and truly great, Tommy Cooper)
Lord Paul's Whisky Diet - He's lost three days already.
(In a Humphey Bogart accent)
I knew I was on the rocks when my Scotch wasn't.
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Lord Paul's idea of Stillwater fishing
Drinking from one's own still whilst sitting by one's own water.....fishing optional.
Lord Paul had a bad day when informed he was down to his last hundred million.
Mods learn to deal with FM pressures.