Cartoon Caption Competition No.12

FishingMagic

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Who IS this poor soul? Why is he getting a tongue-lashing? Your theories would be greatly appreciated...
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Mrs. Gates gives Bill her first thoughts on Windows 10.

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Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford rehearse their opening scene in the force coming Star Wars VII.
 

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Nicky* reminds Windy why he goes fishing**




* PS. Anyone forwarding this to my other half will die a slow and painful death. Right after Nicky has finished administering my s and p d :eek:mg:

** instead of mowing the lawn, washing the dishes, redecorating the kitchen, laying a new sitting room carpet, ironing, and.... The list goes on. :wh


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"it's about time you caught a decent fish and claimed the british roach record, you stupid, ******* a***e head!"

I'm damned if I can work out what the asterisks stand for.... "Daywalker..." has two more letters than that ?
 
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On the morning after he wedded his new bride Susan Boyle, the world's unluckiest man, Mr Arthur Foreskin breaks down and recounts the time, as a child, that he wrote a letter to Jim 'll Fix it and asked to meet Gary Glitter.
 
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I guess that Chris Lythe 'pin wasn't her idea of the ideal pressie for her golden wedding anniversary...
 
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David Banner's new wife is about to find out that she has pushed him too far.

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Paul knew that he needed a delicate approach when raising the subject of 'rimming' and he quickly realised that he had serioulsy misjudged his timing.
 
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