back on the fail front...
I once went over to my mate on a local park lake for a mid-session chat.
Tensions were already running high as a week earlier i had destroyed, within five minutes, a bite alarm he had lent me and which he had owned for well over ten years but that is another story altogether.
The conversation inevitably dragged on, and on, and eventually i had to take a leak.
Doing the decent thing i turned my back on him and continued to do what comes naturally, until a woman walking a dog came into view.
Instinctively i spun around and, yes, you guessed it...
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