Hey Chris - do you remember the wurzels song? "I've got 30 acres, and you've 42". That was an earlier version. This is even older. "Farmer wants wife with own land and tractor - please send photo of tractor".
As for cakey. Being a toffee-nosed Nevertonian, he had to have a go at the mighty reds on another thread. (Guess which). In order to mention Everton ONLY ONCE, he couldn't help mentioning Liverpool 25 times! I kid you not!