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Carp Angler

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poor bloke must be bloody broke if he can't afford you Cakester.........
 
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Chris Bishop

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There was a really famous one in an American outdoors mag once. Woman wanted for huntin' trips, must have own dog. Send picture (of dog).
 
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Chrisx Ess

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Hey Chris - do you remember the wurzels song? "I've got 30 acres, and you've 42". That was an earlier version. This is even older. "Farmer wants wife with own land and tractor - please send photo of tractor".
As for cakey. Being a toffee-nosed Nevertonian, he had to have a go at the mighty reds on another thread. (Guess which). In order to mention Everton ONLY ONCE, he couldn't help mentioning Liverpool 25 times! I kid you not!
 
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Chrisx Ess

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What IS this thread about, anyway? I couldn't find the origin of it.
 
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Gerry Castles

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My favourite was in a shop window in Newquay. It said

?10 reward to the finder of my lost black labrador. Lost one eye in a fight, lost an ear in another fight, lost a leg in a road accident. Answers to the name of Lucky.
 
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