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Phillips Jerry

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A E once with a very large hook stuck in nose, N H S walk in to have a cut stitched, cut my finger to the bone and set myself on fire twice in the same day . Fallen in to the sea ,harbour , river with regularity is it just me ?
 
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"N H S walk in "

That has to rate right up there with 'Military Intelligence' as one of the world's greatest oxymorons.

Set yourself on fire - twice - in the same day?
 
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Dave Slater

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Peter, what is an oxymoron? Is it Robson Green?

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Dave Slater

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Sorry he is a poxy moron.

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Dave Slater

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I had the staff at Salisbury A & E rolling about with laughter a few years ago with a hook in my tongue. They thought I was doing a Chris Eubank impression but it wasn't deliberate.

Also there was my accident at work when I fell off a chair and hit my head on a desk - 7 stitches and superglue. Ouch ! Bournemouth A & E this time.
 
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My mate stuck a boillie baiting needle (hook end type) through his thumb, missed the morning fishing, spentat A&E.

Brother-in-law got fly in his eye when trout fishing, afternoon spent at Hospital.
 
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<blockquote class=quoteheader>Matt Corker wrote (see)</blockquote><blockquote class=quote>I split my rectum once heaving out a biggy. Does that count?</blockquote>

I think I might soil myself after that statement.
 
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