Peter that may be, but both are being coy and won't step into the bun ring created for them.
The tables are set up with both jam and cream buns. The judges are in place, the ref is a neutral corner, all we need is the contestants.
But alas they are absent!
Why this should be I don't know?
May be the prize money isn't enough???????
May be each corner has to much to lose, as thiswouldbe the next battle in the never ending saga of the pinko liberal left V the right-wingrighteous right.
Come on gents don't be shy, the crowd is getting agitated.