The Tench have got wind that the Carp have been eating all the free food, and now there is complete Bedlum.
It's Tench Warfare.
The Mirror Carp have issued a statement, saying : This fighting is reflecting badly on them.
The Common Carp are chanting at the Tench, saying : you're going home in a F**king Weigh Sling.
The Leather Carp are singing : Y.M.C.A
The Ghost Carp are worried, saying : This is indeed a Grave situation.
The Grass Carp : Caused further protests after one asked if anyone had a Roach.
A famous footballing fish (Rudd Gullet) climbed up on to a Perch and Pleaded for Peace.
The Bream : Things do indeed look Bleak and at this current time things are Ruffe,
The Chub Landlord renowned for being a bit Bullheaded was armed with a wooden Pike mounted on a weight lifting Barbell has said that Eel be defiending his territory until this is brought to a FINish and the GILLty parties are Punished.
Catfish: Wels this situation was brought on by the Carp Jumping, I hope the King Carp can reason with his fellow Carp, he's renowned for being a Gudgeon and a fair and underZandering Monarch.
Order was thought to have been restored to the Quiet Tranquil Lake until a distrurbance late last night re opened war wounds.
Crucian Carp invaded the Tenches and were heard to be saying : You lot are Crucian for a bruising.
So you, ask, WHY, do Carp Jump.
The answer is clear, they are Helicarptors in the war of the Fishes.
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No thank you Slime, i am perfectly capable of being totally mad on my own, but i thank you for your kind offer of help