Caption Competition No. 5

GrahamM

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Here's Caption Competition No. 5 to win a FISHRITE Deluxe Carp Carryall.

Reply to this thread with your entry.

Have as many goes as you like - one entry per reply
 
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Dave Dowson

Guest
Fish to Angler
"Hey big boy i think you have come in your trousers"
 
C

Craig Smith

Guest
Capture to fish:
"Say something randy to me"
Fish
"Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
 
D

Dave Dowson

Guest
Leave me alone for god sake I am trying to watch the England game
 
A

andrew jackson

Guest
I know Rex Hunt kisses his fish, but thats just taking it too far!
 
A

andrew jackson

Guest
These French ladies are sure slim, but between you and me their breath is terrible. Have you seen my glasses love?
 
R

Richard Barrell

Guest
Angler to baliff:
honest guv when I wnet to sleep she was a beautiful frisky blonde!
 
J

John McLaren

Guest
Angler: - "What do you mean you've got a headache?

Catfish: - "Those fishmeal boilies do it every time."
 
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Paul Williams

Guest
Angler..."My names Shil Phith and play your cards right and i can get you back on the BRFC record list"
 
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Paul Williams

Guest
Angler...."My names Stu Dennis and play your cards right with me baby and i can get you into films".
 
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