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The Monk

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If any of you guys tap into
www.anti angling.com The CAA site or wish to email them at CAA@pisces.demon.co.uk

you could ask them to send you their factsheets and membership information and help drain their limited resources.
 
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Bob Watson

Guest
Wouldn't this add fuel to their fire Monk? Propoganda is a wonderful thing, they'll be publicising a sudden influx of membership enquiries like I would a 20lb Barbel.
 
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The Monk

Guest
No mate, we've been doing it for years, it just helps drain their resources. If I see them in the towns with stalls set up, I usually sign all their campaigns mickey mouse or something, talk to them enthusiastically, take a bunch of leaflets off them, and throw them in the bin, it all helps!
 
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Dave Dowson

Guest
Monk
Dont throw em in the bin my mate
Cut em up into squares and nail em too the back of the toilet door.
You`ll defo be spreading there propaganda all over the place then.
 
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Bob Watson

Guest
Remember that song by Simon and Garfunkel? Slip sliding away!!
 
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ian jay

Guest
Nostalgia is not what it was, but:


Chorus:
Slip sliding away, slip sliding away
You know the nearer your destination, the more you slip sliding away


Whoah and I know a man, he came from my hometown
He wore his passion for his woman like a thorny crown
He said Dolores, I live in fear
My love for you's so overpowering, I'm afraid that I will disappear


chorus


I know a woman, (who) became a wife
These are the very words she uses to describe her life
She said a good day ain't got no rain
She said a bad day is when I lie in the bed
And I think of things that might have been


chorus


And I know a father who had a son
He longed to tell him all the reasons for the things he'd done
He came a long way just to explain
He kissed his boy as he lay sleeping
Then he turned around and he headed home again


chorus


Whoah God only knows, God makes his plan
The information's unavailable to the mortal man
We're workin' our jobs, collect our pay
Believe we're gliding down the highway, when in fact we're slip sliding away


chorus repeats 2x
 
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The Monk

Guest
well thats great Ian, you got me tapping me feet then mate, but whats that got to do with the Campaign for the Abolition of Angling?
 
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Bob Watson

Guest
Referring to the toilet humour, shiny glossy paper, c'mon people think about it!!
 
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Phil Hackett

Guest
I’m astounded that humble man of your teaching should suggest that you chuck paper in the bin! Did ye learnst nothing from the Arch Fryer Hooper. “Waste not was his teaching.” Even such muk and pestilence as one would receive for those cursed poxed antis.

Away with you yon Monk, or I’ll have the Arch Fryer defrock you, and nameous you for who thaw't are!
 
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The Monk

Guest
Good posting Phil mate, no I know why I spent all those years at Uni plagerising you!
Oh I'll pick you up for the next meeting, give you a ring mate, taking Ron and Eric!
 
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ian jay

Guest
Monk

The line:
"And I know a father who had a son
He longed to tell him all the reasons for the things he'd done ..."

Refers to Mr Crabtree and his son, Peter!

:)
 
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