Dave
Thanks for your comments. My imagination isn't chemically fuelled (probably should be!)but with writing it is easier to go that bit further than you can (or dare!) with the spoken word. I wouldn't mind betting that some FM members thoughts are even more obscure than mine, they just don't write them down.
Please send my regards to your charming wife
John
The first item is called Bay8-Way8 and is available online direct at tickleandfux.com for a very reasonable ?89.99
Kev,
dont wish to be picky mate, but didn't you forget something?
What happened to the naked Madonna with the Big Boobies!!
Dave,
I think you're right, he's definitely on some kind of Fishermans-Friend.