Ideal for the Bivvy Boys

I've just seen footage of a demonstration of the latest faeces handling equipment for soldiers in Afganistan. Known as the "Turd Tidy", it even crushes hard constipation caused stools, making them into managable chunks.

This would be ideal for long stay anglers. "Take your turds home" will be the marketing slogan.

No more digging dunnies, no more straining into bin liner lined groundbait buckets. Now you can deficate whilst you fish and no-one will know you are doing it!

These devices can be plumbed into your rectum for the modest sum of £300.00 plus VAT.

They are expected to go like hot kak, so get your order in now!

Or you could use a Korda krusha £13.99

The old Ron is back. Hahaha!

I expect Ed will be on this one about that mate who broke them off with a pencil or something.

Good to have you back Ron, fed up with the insults on the Fly Forums??
At least you know that us lot on here love you even if we do take the urine. Does the Turd Tidy deal in pee as well?

PS can you PM your address so I can send you the Pikelines when it arrives later this month.

Thought Corker's been quiet recently....he's been bought out by Ron!!!