Stuart Dennis
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RING-RING, RING-RING, went the mobile this afternoon – “Hello, is this Stuart”
“Yes I replied, who’s speaking?”
“Hello Stuart, this is Ron Clay, hope you’re well?”
Er…Yes, I’m fine and what about you?
“Yes tip-top, I just called to let you know that my cheque will be down to you shortly and that I’m really looking forward to Selby”
My Old archenemy, Mr. Carp hater himself was calling and when the voice hit me to be a polite, respectful and extremely well spoken gentlemen I just knew, that his ranting’s about carp and the rest of the English speaking nation were just a rouge and in fact there may be two people in one person! On questioning, he admitted that his typing fingers and the real Ron were in fact extremely dissimilar, he carried on to state that perhaps he was in fact ‘Jekyll and Hyde’ !
“Makes no odds to me Ron, I’ll just have to push you both in at Selby!!!”
(Perhaps he’s a nice guy after all) or…………..
“Yes I replied, who’s speaking?”
“Hello Stuart, this is Ron Clay, hope you’re well?”
Er…Yes, I’m fine and what about you?
“Yes tip-top, I just called to let you know that my cheque will be down to you shortly and that I’m really looking forward to Selby”
My Old archenemy, Mr. Carp hater himself was calling and when the voice hit me to be a polite, respectful and extremely well spoken gentlemen I just knew, that his ranting’s about carp and the rest of the English speaking nation were just a rouge and in fact there may be two people in one person! On questioning, he admitted that his typing fingers and the real Ron were in fact extremely dissimilar, he carried on to state that perhaps he was in fact ‘Jekyll and Hyde’ !
“Makes no odds to me Ron, I’ll just have to push you both in at Selby!!!”
(Perhaps he’s a nice guy after all) or…………..