Ouse record found dead

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Chris Bishop

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• Jan 24, 2003

• #1

Nope, not Billy the barbel or whatever it was called, but a 40ft sperm whale turned up at the mouth of the Lynn Channel this morning.

They were going to get the RAF to blow it up as it was feared it was a danger to shipping, but the tide turned and grounded it on Terrington Marsh.

 

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Bob Watson

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• Jan 24, 2003

• #2

Get the RAF to blow it up, might give the cormo's an alternative meal for a couple of days ;-)

 

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Bob Watson

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• Jan 24, 2003

• #3

Nothing to say really, just wanted to post no. 20,000

 

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Chris Bishop

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• Jan 24, 2003

• #4

Can you imagine what that would go up like...? A giant blimp full of methane, encased in six foot thick blubber..?

 

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Bob Watson

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• Jan 24, 2003

• #5

Sounds like a couple of the lads in the club

 

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Chris Bishop

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• Jan 24, 2003

• #6

Bizarrely enough, one got washed up on the beach up here ten years back - who in their right mind would nick a dead whale..?

 

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Chris Bishop

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• Jan 24, 2003

• #7

Bob, I reckon we ought to change your name to Yob Watson.

 

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Bob Watson

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• Jan 24, 2003

• #8

I've been called a lot worse, and the callers didn't bother with rhyme.
Doesn't go with my character though Chris, dead gentle me!

 

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Chris Bishop

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• Jan 24, 2003

• #9

How come the barbel looks so terriied than mate..? It's probably thinking: "This is weird, the lads told me people breathed air..."

 

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Bob Watson

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• Jan 24, 2003

• #10

Air Chris whats that? I breath lager.

 

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Bob Watson

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• Jan 24, 2003

• #11

So can we change the YOB to LOUT

 

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Bob Watson

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• Jan 24, 2003

• #12

Any way, I'm off out for a breath of fresh air ;-)