Graham writes : 'Dave, come and see me on the day and if I've remembered my wallet I'll buy you a drink. If not, you can get me one.'
Dave, I'm not being presumptious here, but if I was you I'd take some money with you...In fact Graham has said the same thing to at least half a dozen people already...His favourite trick is to get to the bar, order the drinks and then when you think to yourself 'all these things they say about him just aren't true', he fumbles around in his pocket, and fumbles, and fumbles...so you end up buying the drinks because you feel sorry for him, thinking he's lost his wallet...and all the time it's at home in Stoke-On-Trent inside a padlocked bag..inside a time device briefcase..inside a safe..inside a four foot steel cage...
So there you have it..what I'm trying to say is - take some money with you...