Be Careful Guys.

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go
fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting
so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and
tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to
pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas, too.

The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she
does exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking
good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says
yes! Lots of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack
my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?

The wife replies "I did, they were in your tackle box."

" Women will ALWAYS outsmart men."

Whent night fishing with a mate.
Kissed my wife goodby, "see you in the morning babe"
Roll on sunday night two days later, she had a sense of humor failier.

Some one I know who posts on the net when wanting to get rid of a wife (he’s had a few) just used to pack his tackle and go fishing until they left to go back to their mother’s Always works he says