Eddie,
What the hell do you want to go to a shit heap like Benidorm. It's full of Poms getting pissed and aquiring skin cancer.
Rather take a trip to somewhere like Botswana on the Okavango swamps where you can fish for tigerfish, thundering great catfish and various species of tilapia as well as watching the animals of Africa.
Fabulous sunsets, evenings spent cooking Botswana beef on the braai (barbie) and no bloody women to maither you.
It's only 15 hours on a SA Airways Jumbo, change at Joburg.
Marvellous!!!
PS, Don't take a woman!