Kryston Caption Competition

GrahamM

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• Jul 11, 2003

• #1

Kryston Advanced Angling have sponsored FISHINGmagic?s latest Caption Competition. There are two goody bags of Kryston products waiting to be won.

All you have to do is take a look at the photograph in the feature (link to it is at the head of this thread) then reply to this thread with your entry.

Have as many goes as you like - one entry per reply, using no more than 30 words per entry/reply.

Don?t forget, closing date is Friday, 15th August 2003.

 

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Warren 'Hatrick' (Wol) Gaunt

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• Jul 11, 2003

• #2

I've never seen
Such a sad queen
As Eddie.
I've seen him raving,
Maybe even in pain,
But never
Weeping like a baby.


On Saturday afternoon
He was really fine to him.
But on Saturday evening,
Oh, well Eddie was so pretty.
But now his boy is leaving.


Hey, boy, you're so young
To be a queen weeping.
You're just a little princess.
Oh, Eddie, don't!
'Cause what can I do
But listen to the tired old story.


On Saturday afternoon
He was really fine to him.
But on Saturday evening,
Oh, well Eddie was so pretty.
But now his boy is leaving.
But now his boy is leaving.
But now his boy is leaving him.


Queeny, come home soon!

 

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Nobby KnobKnob

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• Jul 11, 2003

• #3

Hmmmmmm, this bait smell testing is a little tricky...

Little finger : Scopex
fourth finger : Strawberry
Second Finger : Definatley Betaine
Thumb : Must be Tutti Fruiti
But I can't place the index finger.....

 

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Warren 'Hatrick' (Wol) Gaunt

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• Jul 11, 2003

• #4

Eddie the Queen.....

So up stood Eddie to tremendous applause,
He grabbed Gary Knowles, and whipped off his drawers.

He straddled across him and ****ed him at will.

Then shouted to Graham ?put that on your bill?

 

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Gary Knowles

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• Jul 11, 2003

• #5

Why do I end up in every bloody caption cometition !!!!!

 

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Gary Knowles

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• Jul 11, 2003

• #6

The handsom prince (Barney) kisses the ring of the ugliest maiden in the land...

 

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Wayne Biggin

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• Jul 11, 2003

• #7

And yet another frog lied about turning into a beautiful princess.......

 

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Warren 'Hatrick' (Wol) Gaunt

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• Jul 11, 2003

• #8

For f**k sake, who let WOL do the BBQ?

"Eddie oh mighty one, i wish only for edible food, use your powers to rid the 'Charcoal Monkey' ruining another FM BBQ"

 

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Steve Neck

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• Jul 11, 2003

• #9

OOO! young man, when I said kiss my ring I didn't mean that one!! cheeky

 

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Steve Booth

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• Jul 11, 2003

• #10

Oh "Baldrick" will you please marry me !

 

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Dave Slater

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• Jul 11, 2003

• #11

The litter is still there but has your caravan been stolen?

 

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Dave Rothery

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• Jul 11, 2003

• #12

(bloke in black t-shirt in background)

"i dont mind him kissing my hand, its the slobber he leaves all over it!"

 

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Dave Slater

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• Jul 11, 2003

• #13

I don't think anybody will recognise you with that crown on Osama.

 

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Dave Slater

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• Jul 11, 2003

• #14

Is that Kryston bogey on your hand?

 

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Dave Slater

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• Jul 11, 2003

• #15

Sorry, did you say you were the pope or you've been on the dope?

 

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Dave Slater

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• Jul 11, 2003

• #16

Would you like me to help you find your dog Mr.Blunkett?

 

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Dave Rothery

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• Jul 11, 2003

• #17

(gary)thank god he scratches his nuts with his other hand
(eddie)thats what he thinks....hehehehe

 

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ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)

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• Jul 11, 2003

• #18

I know all the BBQ'd ribs have gone Barney --but dont try eating my fingers.........

 

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ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)

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• Jul 11, 2003

• #19

Eddie(thinks)...
Little does Barney know I've just had my fingers up my a**e......

Barney(thinks)...
Little does Eddie know I'm into coprophagia ......

 

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Warren 'Hatrick' (Wol) Gaunt

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• Jul 11, 2003

• #20

Eddie, i beg you, please tell me where i put that African Ganga.