H3 PALight Caption Competition

GrahamM

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There?s an H3 PALight Survival torch packed and ready to be posted to each of the three best entries to our latest Caption Competition.

Have as many goes as you like - one entry per reply.

Don?t forget, closing date is midnight, Sunday, 21st March 2004.
 
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ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)

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Graham "Come and sit on my knee Wendy"

Wendy " Ooooh!!! I do feel a big soft thing"
 
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Bristol Piker

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Graham gets friendly with Jake The Peg's sister Wendy.
 

ladyp

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oooo wendy... there's something very fishing going on here
 

ladyp

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ooooo says wendy . is that a pike in your pocket
 

ladyp

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no wendy . i cant use you as bait .your too big
 
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ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)

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Wendy:
" I've got something lovely between my legs for you Graham"

Graham:
"Bloody Hell Wendy --You're not sitting on my Yorkie Bar are you??"
 
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Terry Comerford

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Pensioner Caught Using Chat Up Lines On Fen Drain.
 
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David Whitmill

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graham: 'i had a feeling i might catch the lady of the river today'
 
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David Whitmill

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graham: 'the catch of my life, she fell for me hook, line and sinker!!'
 
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David Whitmill

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wendy: 'is that a preist in your pocket graham or are you just pleased to see me?'
 
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David Whitmill

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to the tune of chris de burgh's 'lady in red'

'lady in redddddd......she's sitting on me!

cheek to cheek,

nobody here......, just you and me'
 
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Twainy

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And when the music stopped, Graham was the fastest to the chair!
 
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