April 2014 Caption Competition

[brickie]

im telling you now it had 3 eyes

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

And this ones called billy, and this ones called..............

 

[binka]

The very first annual Spot The Squat competition gets off to a tense start...

 

[brickie]

I will show you mine if you will show me yours

 

[sagalout]

Ooooh when they wriggle it's better than having your phone on vibrate.

 

[Tee-Cee]

Well, I've counted them twice and I still can't make a full pint!

 

[Graham Elliott 1]

I told you the wedding ring you bought me was too large darling!

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Now where was that maggot with a fish's name on it?

 

[binka]

Hey fellas you're wasting your time.

Forget it, you won't spot the additive... It's the Crabtree & Son version.

 

[geoffmaynard]

"...and the red ones are 50p each"

 

[Merv Harrison]

"Its the last time i'll go shoplifting in a tackle shop"

 

[dorsetandchub]

It's kind of like the Wheel of Fortune......I put my hand in and if I choose a white maggot they get a week's ban, if it's red it's for life.......mg:

If anything happens to me......

 

[sagalout]

C'mon spit out the L-amino React!

 

[chub_on_the_block]

Special needs unit launches scheme for unemployed bus conductors

 

[bennygesserit]

Special needs unit launches scheme for unemployed bus conductors

Still keeps them off the streets doesn't it.

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Wow stoned carpers guess who is difficult , which is the one with the beard and the glasses ? Got any Mars Bars ?

i think I hear a bite alarm.

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i definitely saw a big cat in there , keep checking it may be hiding.

( no offense Mark )

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I don't care its my pet and I'm resvuing him , c'mere boy ...

 

[loc_han]

These worms aren`t half small.

 

[loc_han]

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Twenty five thousand and eight - twenty five thousand and nine :w- twenty five thousand and ??? mg: One - two - three - four...............

 

[binka]

A superb before and after demonstration of what can be achieved by combining the common kitchen pinafore with a bit of real tree camo...

Hang on is that an egg whisk under there?

 

[lambert1]

The watering eyes and the increasing heat around their genitals made the lads realise that they had seriously overdone the chili powder!

 

[cal_sutt]

"I told you we should've set off to the match earlier... Knew they would've run out of reds by the time we got here and now we've got to sort through these 20 pints of mixed.... 2457, 2458, 2459..."

 

[lambert1]

The boys made sure that they had plenty of ammo for the canoes!:wh