August Caption Contest

[FishingMagic]

Once again we are delighted to have Enterprise Tackle as sponsors of our monthly caption competition.

For August we would like your submissions for the following image:

 

[Paul Boote]

"Georgina had a record salmon. She also had a bear. I've seen her salmon many times but never seen her bare."

 

[Green Drake]

"Pull up a char old sport"

 

[binka]

Following speculation surrounding the weight of his recent pike capture Vladimir Putin dons a disguise as he poses holding his record 147lb 6oz record char but, alas, the smile gives him away.

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Angler paws for thought

 

[Peter Jacobs]

The tree next to me got carved into a Cigar Store Indian; look what happened to me . . . . .

 

[fruitowl]

it took me an hour to land this bear it's my pb mg:

 

[steph mckenzie]

Taxidermist legs it after the bear offered to stuff him.

 

[chub_on_the_block]

New record Salmon claim by Mr G Bear is accepted without delay in the Salmon room at BRFC headquarters

 

[bigfish74]

It was how big
The bear fish liar

Andy

 

[nicepix]

"The bear? I got that on a size 6 Dog Knobbler. Straight between the eyes on the back cast."

 

[Ray Roberts]

After seeing the proofs Wendy decided she ought to urgently shave her bikini line before the next photo shoot.

 

[beerweasel]

I think the barman is a bit deaf, I asked for a tall cool beer.

 

[peter crabtree]

Mary had a little bear
She kept it in the kitchen
It loved to show it's trophies off
Wot it caught down the Itchen....

 

[S-Kippy]

Oh for goodness sake I said I'll get the bait.....you bring the BEER !

The launch of the new Stealth Clothing range for Canadian Carpers.

 

[Windy]

His audition for the Muller Rice advert was a little wooden, but his previous experience with John West advertising got him the job.

 

[bennygesserit]

Mr Wilson's prospective house buyers got a couple of surprises during viewing appointments.

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"no no hold it further forward and duck down a little then it will look much bigger"

or

"wasn't there an article on FM the other day about getting rid of that fish smell"

 

[iannate]

It's worth bearing in mind what can be caught with a fake bait!

 

[Jim Wardle]

".. And I caught this one on a 'Bears-ear' nymph"

 

[nicepix]

When I booked the trip they asked if I wanted a ghillie. I said: "No thanks. Just the bear essentials."