December Caption Contest

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bennygesserit

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Ha ha ha the cow is saying "moo"

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No no as its in France the cow is saying "shaaaazooo"
 

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Pssst Daisy, I`m gonna wait until he hooks one then nick his landing net MOL (Moo Out Loud)
 

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If I just keep watching the float maybe they'll go away...
 

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cows thinking

"i hope he has scaled down them hooks and hooklinks at this time of year"

andy
 

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The cow cheered up immediately when it realised that there wasnt another Paul b*llachre video being made on its patch
 
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Daisy had brushed her fluttering lashes with the thickest mascara she could find, she'd even put on her best gold earrings and still her man turned his back on her!

It was sad but the realisation soon sank in that she couldn't compete with the sagging nipple torture thrust upon him by his own forceps and it soon became apparent that they had different tastes in the bedroom department.
 

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He held on to the red hanky in his pocket, ready to flourish it the minute the canoeist came close enough for the charge....

(sorry, couldn't resist ;))

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The brown and cream cow Hereford disguise was working so far.

But if the Bull could only work out a way to get through the fence it might still all end in tears :eek:
 

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the you-tube video where the guy doesn't see the cow behind him on the back cast until it ends up in the stream in front of him goes viral
 

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The comforting feel of the temporary 'nipple' clamp brings a warming glow to his face.........

There was a young Cow stood in a field
Who to the Angler would not yield
Until at last it was revealed
She did not like her udders feeled
 
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Cow to fisherman; "Can I borrow your Barbour ? I'm Friesian".


Thank you for a really excellent crop of entries last month.

The above (as many suspected) wins the competition for beerweasel; if he could please mail us through contact details to editor@fishingmagic.com we shall arrange for his prize to be sent out.

The January competition will be posted shortly.
 
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