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Paul to Bob ....
I know the cameraman needed a wee but how much exactly did he drink last night
Paul to Bob ....
I know the cameraman needed a wee but how much exactly did he drink last night
Gone Fishing photo caption competition, judged by Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer!
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lambert1
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Paul and 'Bob decided to have a go at an ancient Peruvian fishing chant, that would normally be accompanied by Pan Pipes or a Nose Flute. With neither of these available, they were happy to improvise.
Paul and 'Bob decided to have a go at an ancient Peruvian fishing chant, that would normally be accompanied by Pan Pipes or a Nose Flute. With neither of these available, they were happy to improvise.
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By the look of Paul’s trousers his incontinence underwear has failed him yet again
By the look of Paul’s trousers his incontinence underwear has failed him yet again
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Bob telling Paul that he has only had an affair with a married woman once and that she had a strange fetish involving green silk scarves with white polka dots
Bob telling Paul that he has only had an affair with a married woman once and that she had a strange fetish involving green silk scarves with white polka dots
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Cameraman comes up with innovative impromptu solution to stop the boys moaning about the cold water
Cameraman comes up with innovative impromptu solution to stop the boys moaning about the cold water
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Bob to Paul ...
Stop mithering on ... One last cast then we get off t’ church
Bob to Paul ...
Stop mithering on ... One last cast then we get off t’ church
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Two seconds later the cameraman regrets not believing Bob and Paul when they told him earlier to be careful because there had been reports of dead cows floatIng down the river
Two seconds later the cameraman regrets not believing Bob and Paul when they told him earlier to be careful because there had been reports of dead cows floatIng down the river
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lambert1
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Amused by the name, the boys try to imagine what it is like to work for "Climax Tackle"
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Paul "I think it would be better if you moved out of shot Bob and I'll give you the number of my tailor in Savile Row."
Amused by the name, the boys try to imagine what it is like to work for "Climax Tackle"
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Paul "I think it would be better if you moved out of shot Bob and I'll give you the number of my tailor in Savile Row."
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For fear of appearing crass and tasteless Bob is careful not to make any jokes about Paul looking like Pingu
For fear of appearing crass and tasteless Bob is careful not to make any jokes about Paul looking like Pingu
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Undercover police surveillance operation finally catches up with the infamous masters of disguise duo known as the Savile Row bank robbers
Undercover police surveillance operation finally catches up with the infamous masters of disguise duo known as the Savile Row bank robbers
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Latest James Bond movie budget cuts announced
Latest James Bond movie budget cuts announced
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Hugh Miles rumoured to be making a new wildlife fishing series entitled A Passion For Dangling
Hugh Miles rumoured to be making a new wildlife fishing series entitled A Passion For Dangling
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Bob: Without a word of a lie, Paul.
I had to phone for a plumber.
Bob: Without a word of a lie, Paul.
I had to phone for a plumber.
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lambert1
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Bob tries to show Paul the moves to "Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box", but cannot get beyond big fish without cracking up!
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Paul " Your laughing before the punch line again Bob!"
Bob tries to show Paul the moves to "Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box", but cannot get beyond big fish without cracking up!
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Paul " Your laughing before the punch line again Bob!"
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Bob trying hard to stop Paul laughing having just told him that he was previously once known as the concrete Cock Roach King (it’s honestly true)
Bob trying hard to stop Paul laughing having just told him that he was previously once known as the concrete Cock Roach King (it’s honestly true)
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Paul is glad he has his legs crossed as Bob details the process of neutering a Tom Cat.
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Paul " Actually Bob Pike attacks are not unknown. There is no warning, they react to movement. Best to stand still mate."
Paul is glad he has his legs crossed as Bob details the process of neutering a Tom Cat.
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Paul " Actually Bob Pike attacks are not unknown. There is no warning, they react to movement. Best to stand still mate."