January Caption Competition

[bennygesserit]

" we're gonna need a bigger boat "

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

"When the water reaches the top of this pole we'll call off the hosepipe ban"

 

[chub_on_the_block]

I know i parked the car somewhere near this spot..now where is it?

 

[gaz b]

scottish farmer on the bank:

'Dinnae drink tha watta! Et's foo ae coo's sheet an pish!'

The man in the river replies,

'My Good fellow, I'm from England .. Could you repeat that in English for me.'

The scottish farmer,

'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!


Gaz

 

[Merv Harrison]

"Stop moving about so much darling or you'll have me falling off your shoulders"

 

[chub_on_the_block]

"The rules say No night fishing and fishing from pegged swims or stages only..hopefully i will find one before it gets dark..."

 

[seksee]

Little Bo Pete Loses His Sheep!

 

[oldmanriver123]

sure I left the wife here ?

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sure I left the wife here ?

 

[Beaker]

"OI Danny, havn,t you finished Underwater 8 yet.By the way I didn,t know there wer carp inWorcester racecourse.

 

[binka]

"Damn plug hole's blocked again... why do they always leave it to me?"

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Famous angler
"in these conditions surely no one will photo me fishing a river in the close season"

 

[barbelboi]

Pitch inspection prior to a Somerset league womens netball match.
Jerry

 

[binka]

Angler sneekily thinks to himself...

"If I just wait until that bloke with the camera has gone I can lift this double figure Bream that i'm pinning down and say I caught it fair and square... "

 

[callaghan1993]

I'm not even a fisherman, I've just lost my sheep!

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

Hogwart's Angling Club annual outing scuppered by Voldemort's positioning of the Quidditch pitch!

 

[Merv Harrison]

"Stir in a bit of soapy liquid and i'll be blowing bubbles like airships"

 

[FishingMagic]

After a late pitch inspection, the Lacrosse match got the go-ahead

The above wins the January competition for itsfishingnotcatching - please contact editor@fishingmagic.com with your details so we can arrange for your prize to be sent out.

The February competition will be posted shortly.