July Caption Contest

[FishingMagic]

From July we are delighted to announce that Enterprise Tackle are sponsoring the FishingMagic caption contest and the monthly winner will receive an item from their comprehensive range of innovative artificial baits and tackle.

So, your captions please for this image of two rather well known anglers enjoying a take away in front of their carp rods:

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

The image is blank???

 

[Paul Boote]

"Yeah. I agree, mate. The public really don't understand 'ow we carp anglers take on Nature red in tooth and claw with our bags of chips and our Guest Chairs."

 

[Peter Jacobs]

. . . not only 'as it dun a firtey, but they come out ready-battered n'all . .

 

[nicepix]

The image is blank???

That's not even funny

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Beep, beep, beep, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!
"Leave it, leave it. It can wait until we've finished our chips."

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Quick John -a Thirty has come out on the next lake- if you get there quick you can be in the photo holding the fish

 

[itsfishingnotcatching]

Tickle Tackles new de-luxe bivvy, complete with built in take-away restaurant. Just the ticket for those long sessions.

or

Rainbow Lakes latest attraction. It's own, on site, "Harry Ramsdens"

 

[peg two]

Sooooooooooo John

When the chips are down and the teams being battered,is this how you train for sitting on the bench!

Peg two

 

[nicepix]

James Cordon: "I only take you fishing so I know that you're not shagging my wife while I'm out fishing".

 

[binka]

 

[peter crabtree]

"Listen mate, this is the only bite you're going to get today and by the taste of it I suspect tomorrow will be a runs day"

 

[bennygesserit]

Danny Fairbrass hits the Jackpot and orders another container full of disposable leads

 

[Windy]

You really Corden make it up.....

 

[binka]

"Well John, it's like this... there's a third mystery guest and you remember that footballer who you were accused of racially abusing?"

 

[Graham Elliott 1]

And now he's transfering me and paying 25 billion for a bloke called Putin!

I hear Stacey loves a quick bit of meat and two veg Mate.

 

[Jayne Etheridge]

While we been here stuffing our faces, have you noticed some one has nicked your rods

 

[Neil Maidment]

"Shouldn't you be in your full Chelsea kit John?"

 

[peg two]

James if we do get a run and land it,I want to pick it up first!!!

 

[jacksharp]

"Nice rods John"

"Fanx mate, me old mum lifted 'em from Go Outdoors!"

 

[binka]

As nightfall descends and the guys consume supper James Cordon still hasn’t sussed he’s linked John Terry’s defensive position with the wrong London club and is baffled by the cold stare as he digs an even deeper hole for himself…

“I still can’t believe I’m spending the entire night with a rear gunner John, I hope it's a long one and we’re both sore in the morning from a hard nights sport”