July Caption Contest

[Graham Elliott 1]

Terry to James.

So who does this bloke called Barry Island play for then?


and

Can you take a trophy shot of me with any fish you catch please James. I've got a history doing it you know...

 

[Bluenose]

"No... lets start again John... See this chip, this is real...

I'm James and I'm real....

...but Smithy isn't real and no he's not my twin.... so no he won't be coming fishing"

 

[dorsetandchub]

The back of the net? Yeah, think I remember what that looks like.....


John, when the boss said he wanted you to net ten this season, are you sure he didn't mean.......

 

[Paul Boote]

"Now John ... about these unfounded allegations..."

"Stitch-up, mate..."

Footballer John Terry's father charged with racist attack - Telegraph

 

[sumtime]

"Did you use a quiver when under that Bridge, John?"

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

"The thing is James, I know when the other players are in training session, so I fake an injury and nip round to score with their wives. By the way mate when are you away filming the next series of a league of their own?"

 

[nicepix]

"John I need a favour. I've been nominated for the Brits but I'll be on holiday. I need someone who can go up the steps, collect the trophy and milk the applause. I understand that you have experience?"

 

[Graham Elliott 1]

Terry to James

So when he said, you're out Son, you can't hold the line anymore.....


.........I thought.....I'll show him!

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

"I'll stop a long as you want James, but I've got to be in time to join the celebration if England retain the ahes"

---------- Post added at 16:00 ---------- Previous post was at 15:58 ----------

No it wasn't a racist remark James - I said "It looks like a drop BACK bite"

 

[dorsetandchub]

When John admitted he was having a CARP season, James had suspected a typo.....

 

[Chris Hammond ( RSPB ACA PAC}]

Fairly obvious to most footy fans that Terry has just about had his chips.






























...now we've got pictorial proof!

 

[carpertillidie]

James Cordon: "So John why do you go carp fishing?"

John Terry: "So I can come home to my wife with an excuse for smelling fishy."

 

[sumtime]

Corden..."so when did you get inter coarse John?"

Terry... "when me mate was out"

 

[S-Kippy]

" John...I can't tell you how excited I am about fishing with one of my all time heroes"

" No problem,mate....I'm sure we'll have a great time"

" Me too.....what time did Terry Hearn say he would be here ? "

 

[Merv Harrison]

John Terry........"I'm here Mourinhope than expectation"

James Corden......"FFS, I think I understand why you have'nt many friends in football"

 

[binka]

The latest ploy by tackle gurus, enlisting highly paid stars, to make their chairs look comfortable without cutting off circulation to the legs, causing failure of the lower back or being completely impossible to get out of in a hurry, fails miserably

 

[FishingMagic]

The winner of the July caption contest is dorsetandchub:

John, when the boss said he wanted you to net ten this season, are you sure he didn't mean...

If dorsetandchub could contact editor@fishingmagic.com with his details we will arrange for the prize, sponsored by Enterprise Tackle, to be sent out.