May 2015 Caption Competition

[Ray Roberts]

"All you ever think about is fishing and pussy. "

 

[dorsetandchub]

Everyone recommended a bed of hemp but Jim was having trouble weighing up the benefits.

Mrs S demonstrates her interest in zander fishing.

Jim hadn't even got out of bed and already had a kipper.

Peter J: "When I click my fingers, you will not remember where I've hidden the Normarks."

Rod - check, reel - check, day ticket - check, chloroform......

 

[Titus]

Having been chosen for the new series of Gogglebox Bob was determined never to miss an episode of Total Fishing.

 

[chub_on_the_block]

Surreal dreams are a common side effect of Ramipril. Patients should take some comfort, however, that Viagara use remains a possibility.

 

[arthur2sheds]

Wife... "When I said get yer tackle out big boy, that's not what I meant"

 

[conditor]

Looks like times up for the old trout

 

[maggot_dangler]

The Glorious 16th is only round the corner honest dear :wh ..


PG ..

 

[greenie62]

What do you mean - inconvenient for YOU - me losing my driving licence? I'm dressed ready aren't I?

 

[Cliff Hatton]

The May Caption Competition is now closed. The winner is Arthur2sheds' 'I used to have a smaller salmon above the bed but I kept waking up below parr'. Well done, Arthur! Benny Gesserit's 'Korum's new bivvy was getting mixed reviews from the angling press' was a close contender, as was TheArtist's 'Get yer tackle out, big boy'

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June's Caption Competition is now open - and THIS one's got a prize at the end of it!

 

[peter crabtree]

The May Caption Competition is now closed.

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[/COLOR]May's Caption Competition is now open -

Errrm.......

 

[geoffmaynard]

The old "Spot the Deliberate Mistake" competition is still alive and well then?