October 2014 Caption Competition

[Titus]

The trout in here are like labradors.

 

[wes79]

After successfully landing three healthy Labradors, Reggie simply said to the fourth "come to poppa"

 

[geoffmaynard]

Mr Peter Jacobs displaying the world's largest fly-caught record invisible pike

 

[Windy]

No, nothing to see, move on please...

 

[theartist]

Two men took an old dinghy out
One went for bream, one for trout
Whilst they had three black labs
They lost three black slabs
"This big" the ghillie did shout

 

[greenie62]

No, nothing to see, move on please...


Last edited by Windy; Today at 12:04. Reason: Not funny

Hey Windy,
That's never stopped you before!

 

[chub_on_the_block]

"He was clinically insane by then, so to take him fishing i needed three dogs to keep him under control and out of my way. Soon after this photo was taken they mauled him to death as we passed under a bridge. I destroyed the negatives though"

True story on Twilight Zone: Klondike Pit regular Bob Holness demonstrates his superhuman cognitive skills obtained by time travel at an emotional level with accurate prediction of the pike about to be caught by his companion Max Nightly. He attributes this cosmic foresight to having his three dogs and 17 terrapins on board (the terrapins are not visible in this shot)

 

[peter crabtree]

Bruce Forsyth gives up after getting battered by Anthea....

 

[aebitim]

Is it a still from the new Go compare advert?

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

"It must have been this far between each one. It wa like throwing a chip up Market Street, I can tell you"

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Clarkson caused offence to the Argie navel

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

"...and when I saw it was this big, I realised immediately why he was known as The Handsworth Horse"

 

[nicepix]

Don't all pretend you don't know where my sandwiches have gone.

 

[anglerpaulm]

Old fella - "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!"
Dogs 1, 2 and 3 - "Oh Christ he's off again, look away, perhaps he'll shut up"
Fly Fisherman - "Is this thing on?"

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Clarkson hold an invisible number plate that's not going to offend anyone

 

[littleal]

"When I said I wanted to use dog meat for bait, I didn't expect this!"

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

this big it was and my first thought was "Wizard's Sleeve"

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

"...and it wasn't until I took hold of her ears, that I realised just how big her head actually was"

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

And I thought " Clown's pocket"

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

"....and as I took hold of each side of the dray horse's collar to steady her, I suddenly had flash backs to the time I gave pleasures to her at number 36"