Margaret, Margaret!!! – Where’s me shirt? The blue one with the long sleeves.
The one that smells fresh, though I’ve worn it for days.
The one that won’t stain when I drool down my chest.
The posh one that looks better than all the rest
The one that is oh, so incredibly thin
Yet seems to be windproof and lets no cold in!
Ah,.. there it is! Wouldn’t want to lose that – it’s one of my better finds
Columbia are the makers and it’s more than worth every dime!
It works as a full upper-body sun mask
And does everything you could reasonably ask
This light blue’s a colour that brings on a smile
Whilst you hunt them ol’ bonefish around Andros Isle
It’s also the business for keeping off flies
Whilst the boatman wields his pole
But a warning – don’t let a spark land on it, mate
…it’ll soon turn into a hole!
Otherwise it’s bloomin’ great! 10/10
£64.99 @ Farlows on-line http://www.farlows.co.uk/columbia-blood-guts-long-sleeved-shirt.html
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