Caption Competition No. 6

[Rodney Wrestt]

Barbel "fairs, fair...I'm naked"

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

Honestly, Wendy. If you take off you clothes and rub me over your thighs my slime will help your bad hip.

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

Barbel "I spent a fortune learnng hypnosis and now it's going to pay off.....You are verrryyy hotttt, sooo hottt, youuu willl havee tooo takeee offf sommmeee clothesss"

 

[Wendy Perry]

"Ermmmmmm Graham does it spit "

 

[john barlow]

give us the gummy suck then no biteing

 

[john barlow]

the fish say's i'me a barble your the bar bell

 

[Andy Whyton]

do u come here often?

 

[Andy Whyton]

"spit or swallow"

.....sorry!

 

[Andy Whyton]

Fish: "well it was either her or Rex Hunt"

 

[Andy Whyton]

"This is an odd trumpet"

 

[Andy Whyton]

and they said gentically modifying fish wouldn't make them man-eaters....

 

[Richard Barrell]

Wendy Thinks "thats the last time I go fishing with Graham, I always end up with the bar bill

 

[DAVE COOPER]

"You'll have to shave off those whiskers before I kiss you."

"Bugger off! said Wendy"

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

Waka waka waka waka dew dew dew deeewwww ohhh yehhh baby, waka waka waka slurp, Oh god! Oh Jesus! Oh, what a gorgeous fish, Ee, what a stunning fish! Ee, me first barbel.

Bet you say that to all the fish. waka waka waka dew dew dew deeewwww.

This was an extract from the soon to be released Wendy Does The Dove.

 

[William Spencer]

please be gentle with me it's my first time

 

[Wendy Perry]

Please kiss me barbel my lips are as soft as yours... look i'll pucker em for ya !!

 

[Wendy Perry]

Barbel is thinking " cmon lady put me back i'm sick of looking at ya "

 

[Steve Plant]

"perhaps if I kiss you I can get away with not having to snog Graham..."

 

[Wendy Perry]

Hey barbel fancy doing some boilie swapping

 

[mike smith]

'I love you too darling, but you will have to cut back on the amount of time you spend fishing, you're beginning to look like a bloody fish!'