Caption Competition No. 6

[Kevan Farmer]

"Now I know why my all my ex-boyfriends kissed like a wet fish...they practised on them first!"

 

[Wendy Perry]

"hello mum hello dad....what do ya mean it's not a microphone"

 

[Wendy Perry]

Fish says "Easy tiger easy it's like a cattle market here "

 

[Danny Lancaster]

Barbel Saying " OK Wendy you've caught me, you dont have to bloody stare me out as well!!"

 

[paul clarke]

Wendy finally reveals what was in Riks shorts in the previous caption competition

 

[Danny Lancaster]

Barbel - "Can you just lick that bogie hanging from my snout while you're there please Wendy"

 

[Birds Nest]

Twice in as many sessions Wendy got a little too close to a hard fighting specimen. Fortunately this time it wasn’t as intimidating as the contents of Rik’s shorts.

 

[Birds Nest]

Wendy "Now I can see why Rik was offering me that big rod at Clattercote..."

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

Wendy has graduated from face painting to full body art.....as demonstrated here on a very willing Graham.

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

Hello, Hello....No, I'm fishing....yes fishing....Damn not again...

Wendy realises that the novelty facia for her phone wasn't such a good idea after releasing it further upstream.

 

[Jeff Sears]

Are you sure it will get bigger if I blow it Graham?

 

[Keith Williams]

Sorry Wendy, I do love ya but the games up, the Missus found out about us meeting here since Xmas!

 

[Keith Williams]

Jeez Graham! I told you last time to bring the Listerine

 

[Keith Williams]

Dammit! you said make a wish so I did!
Just how the hell do I tell your missus what Happened!

 

[Keith Williams]

Graham, You said playing Sleeping beauty was easy, I give you 1 kiss and look at the mess you got us in!

 

[Chris Isaacs]

Thank God your a bearded Barbel and not a Clam, otherwise this would get people talking!

 

[Chris Isaacs]

What do you mean, you think you smell like "Mike Hunt"

 

[bill johnstone]

I'm sorry mate but the whiskers are putting me off and my God your breath!

 

[bill johnstone]

Ok Wendy so I'm a coarse fish but I thought you liked a bit of rough.

 

[Eric Morris]

You are much easier to kiss than an eel