Caption Competition No. 6

[keith flynn]

Honest Wendy I'm not Tinker Bell, I'm Barbel

 

[keith flynn]

Look Wendy stop messing about and change me back I've got a bite.

 

[keith flynn]

Arn't I the one that supposed to wish for something damp and moist.

 

[Alex Simpson]

Well Wendy i'm not the only fish in river.

 

[Fish Hawk]

Barbel: When I heard that Graham was bringing Wendy to catch me, I thought, Oh no, Hip operation, I'm going to be caught by some old biddy.....but now we've met Wendy, I'm yours babe, anything goes!

 

[John Hale]

Frogs turn to princes, what will you turn into.

 

[Keith Salway]

....the cocaine sticks to the handy barbules. One good snort and Voila! Charlie Dimmock's water features eat your heart out!

 

[stuart maitland-smith]

give us a kiss you sexxxxxy thing!!!!!

 

[Geoff Palmer]

Photographer:- What bait Wendy?

Wendy:- Siemens T130 mobile phone

Barbel:- The batteries leaking.

 

[Mario Cirillo]

"oy mate, Its ugly throw it back, no not the fish!"

 

[Mario Cirillo]

"who's a big boy?"

 

[Mario Cirillo]

you may now kiss the bride

 

[Mario Cirillo]

is this legal?

 

[Mario Cirillo]

her first kiss was not her last

 

[Mario Cirillo]

takin sushi to the extreme?

 

[Mario Cirillo]

"after various incidnces such as, sniffing dogs, harrassing the eldery for their pension books and as proof here, threatening a fish with a hairy upper lip, it has now been decided by a board of doctors that this lady is a danger to herself and others............"

 

[alex spencer]

"God I Do love a big one!"

 

[nigel kitchen]

well seing as your breath stinks ill have to go home and have sex with my hubby instead

 

[Andy Richardson]

At least you've got less whiskers than my old man!

 

[Trevor Manning]

Wendy, (following our meeting at Izaak Walton's)
Hey, Tell Zippy,This the Bugger that swallowed my mobile!