Caption Competition No. 6

[Cakey]

ha ha ha

 

[Deanos]

Wendy demonstrates Fishrights latest in bank side novelty mobile phones for the angler who already has everything!

 

[Deanos]

Then I shall cover you in batter, then I shall cover you in salt and vinegar, then I shall pour mushy peas over you...and then..
I SHALL EAT YOU!

 

[Deanos]

Da!...your whiskers are nearly as long as my 20st tractor driving Russian sister Olgas!

 

[Deanos]

I am really chuffed that you managed to fit me in...finding an NHS dentist these days is just impossible!

 

[Deanos]

This picture was taken just two minutes before the world barbel inflating record was attempted my Wendy!

 

[Deanos]

YEZZZZ AV HAD AFEW...AVE AD A FEW...BUR AM NOT BRUDDY DRUNK...YER ME BEST MATE YOU ARE!

 

[Lee Swords]

* The small brain of the barbel engages the scenario as best it could

" I thought Otters would be hairier than this"

(the barbel although correct in the assumption on the hirsuteness of Otters had not in fact seen Wendy's Beaver)

 

[Lee Swords]

And they say I have got whiskers...Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! Thought the Barbel to himself

 

[Lee Swords]

You've got a big lump of snot on your nose love!

 

[Wendy Perry 2]

guys this comp finished 5 YEARS ago! hahaha

 

[Evan]

"OK but no tongues...."

 

[Christer Sjaunja@]

"- I am a servant of the secret fire, weilder of the flame of Anor, and you cannot pass! The dark fire will not availl you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow, YOU CANNOT PASS!"

 

[Kevin Perkins]

In an effort to revive her failing career, Lesley Ash looks for expert advice on something different to her 'trout pout'

 

[del]

Wendy, dont know any thing much about fishing yet, but isnt 5yrs out of water a bit much for that fish your holding?

 

[Steaker de Lurker]

What's the difference between Wendy and the barbel ........

.......... one's small, smelly and pouts ............

 

[Steaker de Lurker]

.............. the other one's a fish!!


I had me coat before I hit submit ......

 

[Karl Mulliss]

" So your the reason my husband leaves me each weekend "

 

[Karl Mulliss]

"Hello nice to catch you again,Did i tell you that the lady from number 6 left her old man,and the milkman went of with her from number 11,and Mrs Smiths piles are still playing up".Some people do say I do carp on,can't understand why.

 

[Graham Marsden (ACA)]

<u>THIS COMPETITION WAS CLOSED IN 2002!</u>